No, I’m not talking about the beards and man-buns of 2012, though I guess I miss those in some way too. I’m talking about the leaders in my church, across children’s, youth, and young adults ministries, who just wanted to be, brace yourselves for the cringe, souled out for Jesus. We do cringe at that phrase now, right? I used to; not anymore. I want those guys and their embarrassing evangelistic talk to come home. I’m filing a missing person’s report to the church.